Really, I'm Going to Get Shit Done

So, my apartment is still a mess, not much progress has been made on my paper (fucking library closed at 6 today, which was a pain in the ass because i didn't get there until 5:30), Smash still hasn't gotten his rabies shot, i haven't called the doctor about Buttercup's surgery and my car remains in shambles. And now i'm going to watch one episode (just one, i swear) of firefly. After that, i will finish writing about Scalia's dissent in Romer v. Evans if it kills me.

This Onion article strongly reminds me of my life. Except that the dude has a girlfriend and i do not. Otherwise, it's pretty much on target.