Random Shit That's On My Mind

1. Why the fuck is Bono nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize again? I'm sorry, but he's a (shitty) rock star. He needs to accept his place in the world and stick to it. If he wants to write a song about forgiving 3rd world contries' debt, that's his business, but, for the love of god, stay out of the international policymaking arena. This is part of a larger trend, already discussed by Katherine, where organizations seem to be falling all over themselves in an attempt to lavish even more undeserved praise on U2 and it's members. Next thing you know, The Edge will win a fucking gold medal. I for one say this has got to end. What kind of a message are we sending? Next thing you know, Tara Reid really will become politically aware. And then we're all fucked.

2. Fuck Critical Mass. The next time i'm driving around and i suddently find myself having to slow down for a street full of assholes on their bikes with drums, i'm gunning it and taking the consequences. God, i hate hippies.

3. Wanted: one cleaning lady. Pay: none. Qualifications: not being afraid to clean up after one hell of a messy 24-year-old. Apply in person or via email.

That is all.