The Stupidest Person I Know

Today, via IM, PJ informed me that he had taken an habanero pepper, cut slits down the side, put it in Tito's vodka, and then drank. His justification was that he had read (at the Tito's webpage, i believe) that this was "good for you." At the time that he reported this to me, PJ had been eating bread and guzzling milk for half an hour. Worst of all, he wasted perfectly good vodka. I beleive that this clearly makes PJ the stupidest person i know.