Spring Break: Day Six: King Three Off-Suit and Telekinesis

Surprisingly, we woke up late today. Cole and Chris went down to the beach at about 1. Ryan and I continued to sleep. Ryan got up a while later and went for a walk. I stayed in bed until about 3 or so. Then we played some shuffleboard, Cole and I against Ryan and Chris. Cole and I got our asses kicked. Twice.

After shuffleboard, we left the beautiful Monaco Resort heading for the most amazing place on Earth: the Crazy Buffet. That’s right, once again, we paid an unbelievably small amount of money (this time $18, because it’s a weekday) for all-you-can eat filet mignon (which was awesome), crab legs (good, but not great), sushi (super-amazing) and various other awesome food. It was great.

On our way to the Crazy Buffet, we spotted yet another amazing super-expensive automobile.

Then, we headed to the casino. Cole, Ryan and I played poker while Zachar tried his luck with the horses. Cole, Ryan and I didn’t have the best of luck. For example, I got dealt the AQ of hearts, and ended up getting the nut flush on the river. I went crazy with it. At the showdown, I turned over my flush and my opponent turned over an off-suit king 3, which gave him a motherfucking full house. I was pissed.

In the end, Cole ended up winning $8. Chris lost $10 on the horses. Ryan lost about $30 at the poker table. I was the biggest loser, though: I lost $76. Oh man, I’m awesome.

After the casino, we came back to the hotel. We didn’t have any plans, and we wanted to get to sleep early, so we decided to make some drinks and go down to the beach for some more covert drinking. On our way down, we noticed that the stupid girls from last night were hanging out with the man-thong-wearing Russians again. Whatever. Stupidity all around.

We were down at the beach, hanging out. We started playing catch with the football and running around. I took a bunch of pictures of the moon and the buildings and, of course, our beautiful hotel. We also discussed what super powers we’d like to have, and I continued to insist that telekinesis would be the best, and that it would lead to flight.

Zachar being a less than spectacular football player.

Ryan and Cole in front of a much larger building than the beautiful Monaco Resort.

Zachar, looking contemplative (he's actually thinking about John Stocco).

A rather creepy long-exposure picture of Ryan in front of the beautiful Monaco Resort.


Cole thought this cloud looked like a whale wearing a hat. I thought that was picture-worthy.

I tried to take a picture of the moon, but the camera moved. Still, I thnk it's a cool picture.

Eventually, it got kinda cold and we came back up. Tomorrow, we’re going to do some putting. Either we’re going to play real golf or mini golf or (hopefully) both. We’ll see. We’ve also resolved to get drunk, preferably at a karaoke bar. In any event, it’s time to go to bed.

Zachar just said “So what do you think of Vitamin C?”