Spoliation of Evidence

I FUCKING LOST MY EVIDENCE BOOK!

How the fuck did this happen? I had it last night at midnight here in the library. Katherine was with me. As we were leaving, i saw a planner and CivProII text book that someone had left on the table. I picked it up, and saw that the person had put their name on it. So i carried it with me. That must have been it. I remember carrying the planner and CivPro text, but not my evidence text. Then, i remember putting the planner in the other person's hangfile and going to the WLR office. And i specifically remember not carrying anything other than my bag, which, i recently discovered, does not have my Evidence book in it. So i must have left it on the table or something last night. But no one's turned it into the front desk. And no one's turned it into Robarts.

So where the fuck is my Evidence book?

This severely fucks me because Evidence is the only class i'm taking for actual numerical credit - it's the only class that counts towards my GPA this semester. FUCK!

Also, you cannot be both bald and a punk. If you are bald and you dress like a punk, we have other words for you. For example: "loser," "failure," "bum," "waste of oxygen." If, by the time you're old enough to be going bald, you don't realize that it's unacceptable for a 35-year-old man to have nothing better to do at 2pm on a weekday afternoon than walk his dog down State Street while wearing pants with way too many random zippers, a gauntlet with spikes, a Ramones t-shirt and a dog collar (on your neck, not the dog's), you should be shot.

And one other thing: I have a job interview on Monday. I'm sure i'll fuck it up, though, so please, don't get your hopes up.

UPDATE:
Katherine both ruined and saved my day. Somehow, in the mish-mash of getting our stuff together and my being distracted by the lost planner, Katherine (either on purpose or by accident, i'm not sure) put my Evidence book in her bag. So, the book has been found. Thank god, too. I was starting to become very paranoid: i thought the book was in a fairly obvious place, but no one had turned it in. This lead me to believe that someone had found it, but kept it for their own nafarious purposes. Thank god that what actually happened is that i'm an idiot - i was starting to lose my faith in humanity. Or, what remains of it, at least.