The Moment You've All Been Waiting For
Here it is, everyone!
*drumroll*
OFFICIAL HERE IS NO WHY MERCHANDISE!!
That's right, for around $15 you can pronounce to your friends, family, and people who walk past you on the street that Andy Martinez is not a sexist.
I would have made the price lower, but these are the absolute minimum prices the site will allow you to use. I am making zero profit, so please don't feel gouged.
Anyway, I'll put a permanent link to the store in the sidebar when I'm not supposed to be studying for Evidence. In the mean time, buy, buy, buy and wear, wear, wear.
UPDATE:
The idea for these t-shirts comes from the lovely, talented, and supremely intelligent Nidhi, who also makes some awesome Indian chicken stuff.
*drumroll*
OFFICIAL HERE IS NO WHY MERCHANDISE!!
That's right, for around $15 you can pronounce to your friends, family, and people who walk past you on the street that Andy Martinez is not a sexist.
I would have made the price lower, but these are the absolute minimum prices the site will allow you to use. I am making zero profit, so please don't feel gouged.
Anyway, I'll put a permanent link to the store in the sidebar when I'm not supposed to be studying for Evidence. In the mean time, buy, buy, buy and wear, wear, wear.
UPDATE:
The idea for these t-shirts comes from the lovely, talented, and supremely intelligent Nidhi, who also makes some awesome Indian chicken stuff.
Are you for serious?
Fuck yeah I am.
Andy, my hat goes off to you sir. That is pure genius.
ok, so first you write a post about our pot luck and don't mention my chicken. and now i get no credit for the Andy Martinez is not a sexist t-shirts! So not cool. But I'll still wear one.
good luck on evidence!
You should also release a shirt that says Andy Martinez is a sexist. Really give those feminists something to deal with. COME ON ANDY! DO IT! BE A MAN, DAMMIT! STOP ACTING LIKE A WOMAN!
^ LOL!
I'm not going to do that. But I will implement your other idea. But you've gotta buy one.
Next venture:
Andy Martinez the cereal.
PS, Andy is not a sexist. He's just a capitalist. And by capitalist I mean he found the highest priced t-shirts in existence and makes $.01 off each sale. Volume sales! And they call Sam Walton a genius. Take that Sam Walton.
Whoa. I did not find the highest priced shirts. I just found shirts. Show me a webpage where I can get them cheaper, and I'll switch. Also, like I said, there's NO markup.
But I did learn one lesson from Sam Walton: When you click on the link, you'll be greated by a 98 year old woman who'll insist on handing you a shopping cart.
Awesome feature courtesy of Walton's genius. I'm proud of your initiative on the shirts. I know that some local places charge less, but they may require bulk ordering. They also screwed over Law Revue. So screw them. I'll probably order some from the 98 year old virtual woman.