New Poll
Well, the results are in, and it looks like douchebags are the number one problem with the world. 30.19% of you think that douchebags are a blight on the face of the Earth. I can't say I disagree or that I'm surprised. Bottom line: douchebags are bad. Evil, even.
Second plance, I have to say, was a bit of a surprise. Rachel, apparently, is the second worst thing in the world with 24.53% of the vote. I must say, I'm surprised. I didn't think Rachel would get that many votes. There were times when Rachel was giving douchebags a run for their money. Really fucking strange. I must say, as bad as Rachel is, douchebags are way worse.
Rachel was the only thing that gave douchebags a run for it's money: the next world-wide problem was David Hasselhoff generally, with a distance 11.32%. He was followed by the lack of free bacon on days other thatn Tuesday, with 9.43%. Then, a three-way tie between Urban Outfitters, the Remington Center, people who don't know the difference between a sousaphone and a tuba, and Mr. Hasselhoff's musical stylings, each with 5.66%. Bringing up the rear was drum circles, with a pathetic 1.89%. Drum circles are definitely worse than the tuba thing - what's wrong with you people?
Anyway, enjoy the new poll.
Second plance, I have to say, was a bit of a surprise. Rachel, apparently, is the second worst thing in the world with 24.53% of the vote. I must say, I'm surprised. I didn't think Rachel would get that many votes. There were times when Rachel was giving douchebags a run for their money. Really fucking strange. I must say, as bad as Rachel is, douchebags are way worse.
Rachel was the only thing that gave douchebags a run for it's money: the next world-wide problem was David Hasselhoff generally, with a distance 11.32%. He was followed by the lack of free bacon on days other thatn Tuesday, with 9.43%. Then, a three-way tie between Urban Outfitters, the Remington Center, people who don't know the difference between a sousaphone and a tuba, and Mr. Hasselhoff's musical stylings, each with 5.66%. Bringing up the rear was drum circles, with a pathetic 1.89%. Drum circles are definitely worse than the tuba thing - what's wrong with you people?
Anyway, enjoy the new poll.
Whoa whoa whoa, "you people?" What the fuck do you mean by "you people?"
Ok, so I actually have no idea what the fuck the Dickey Quickie is...
Thought u'd be interested to know that Dirk Nowitzki, German born player on teh Dallas Mavericks, sings Hasselhoff to relax himself before games.
I am not taking the Dickey Quickie. But some people might be, and I figured it would be funny to put it up.
For those of you who don't know, the Dickey Quickie is a Professional Responsibilities class taught during the first (and short) summer session by Walter J. Dickey. Hence the name: the Dickey Quickie.
I'm voting for the Dickey Quickie, not the class, but for reasons I can only dream about...