Wednesday, May 17, 2006

New Poll

Well, the results are in, and it looks like douchebags are the number one problem with the world. 30.19% of you think that douchebags are a blight on the face of the Earth. I can't say I disagree or that I'm surprised. Bottom line: douchebags are bad. Evil, even.

Second plance, I have to say, was a bit of a surprise. Rachel, apparently, is the second worst thing in the world with 24.53% of the vote. I must say, I'm surprised. I didn't think Rachel would get that many votes. There were times when Rachel was giving douchebags a run for their money. Really fucking strange. I must say, as bad as Rachel is, douchebags are way worse.

Rachel was the only thing that gave douchebags a run for it's money: the next world-wide problem was David Hasselhoff generally, with a distance 11.32%. He was followed by the lack of free bacon on days other thatn Tuesday, with 9.43%. Then, a three-way tie between Urban Outfitters, the Remington Center, people who don't know the difference between a sousaphone and a tuba, and Mr. Hasselhoff's musical stylings, each with 5.66%. Bringing up the rear was drum circles, with a pathetic 1.89%. Drum circles are definitely worse than the tuba thing - what's wrong with you people?

Anyway, enjoy the new poll.

5 Comments:

Blogger Vice said...

Whoa whoa whoa, "you people?" What the fuck do you mean by "you people?"

5/18/2006 09:44:00 AM  
Blogger M.T. said...

Ok, so I actually have no idea what the fuck the Dickey Quickie is...

5/18/2006 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thought u'd be interested to know that Dirk Nowitzki, German born player on teh Dallas Mavericks, sings Hasselhoff to relax himself before games.

5/18/2006 11:32:00 AM  
Blogger Ismael Tapia II said...

I am not taking the Dickey Quickie. But some people might be, and I figured it would be funny to put it up.

For those of you who don't know, the Dickey Quickie is a Professional Responsibilities class taught during the first (and short) summer session by Walter J. Dickey. Hence the name: the Dickey Quickie.

5/18/2006 06:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm voting for the Dickey Quickie, not the class, but for reasons I can only dream about...

5/18/2006 09:47:00 PM  

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